I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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RiiiiiipI had the grave misfortune to be wearing levis when I had an unfortunate teenage moment. Worse still was when the very solid flies ripped a very weak part of my not so solid member.
Suffice to say, I thought I'd wet myself until I realised I was now the proud owner of blood soaked pants.
Fortunately I was at home in my bedroom at the time.
Unfortunately, I managed to run into my Dad on the way to the medicine cupboard.
Fortunately he let me sort myself out without envolvement.
Unfortunately he decided afterwards it was a good idea to start quizing me about my habits visiting Mrs.Palmer.
Suffice to say, with plenty of careful bandaging, I have never managed to get an errection in a pair of jeans since.
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Far Out Slave last ate at, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 17:47,
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