I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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chilli weeweeOne of my favourite things to cook is fresh chilli - enough for three meals at a go, using authentic ingredients. During one session last year I finely chopped some capsicum and birds-eye chillis, then went for a widdle.
No, I didn't wash my hands first. A minute later I was drowning my "chilli pepper" in a sink full of cold water. OW!
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stereoroid in mono where available, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 21:51,
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