I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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not mine but...Mrs McDangers. My turn to do the cooking and the spag bol gets a little kick added with a nifty pinch of chilli powder. without going into the details I'll cut to the lesson learned..
Always wash your hands before giving a lady the index and forefinger, took me a month to get her down from the ceiling.
On a more personal note, I have this amazing capability to kick myself right in the knackers due to feeling most comfortable sitting on my ankles. I still aint taught myself a way to avoid doing it. Cnut
(, Sat 15 Jul 2006, 21:24, closed)
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