I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Not an injury, but...it follows on in the 'bottom problem' theme and was immensely funny at the time.
Back in year 10, there was a coachload of us on a school trip to Germany. There was some serious misbehaviour on this trip, and this incident isn't all of it. Anyway, some boys in another room had vodka. One of the boys in my room (Sean) had been drinking said vodka. Except that his drink had been heavily spiked with laxative as a prank. He had major diarrhoea and flatulence, and was in the toilet at every opportunity. Not the best place to be with a long coach journey the next day. We took the piss (no, not that kind) out of him for absolutely ages after that. Legendary.
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sun 16 Jul 2006, 2:45,
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