I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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WankingOne night my wank just wasn't coming off well. I'm not sure why, I was still in my late teens and should have been producing gallons. But after close to 45 minutes, nothing.
I gave up when my arm began to cramp and went to bed. The next morning all the wanking had caused what is left of my foreskin to swell up.
It looked like an italian sausage wearing a winter coat!
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 17 Jul 2006, 21:57,
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