I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Branson's a thief, cunt stole my nicknameI'm a 15 year male who attends a private all boys school, and as we have no sexual education lessons there, this QOTW has proved highly interesting to me. The internet is the only real means of sexually educating myself I have, but my parents have a block on any 'rude' sites, so I'm surprised I can view this site at all considering the language half you filthy bastards on here use.
Anyway, After reading all about the dangers of having sex I've come to the conclusion that the rewards just don't outweigh the risks.
It'll be great in a few years though. I can see it now. I'm sitting around the fireplace, cardigan firmly on, smoking my pipe, boring the younger generation of how "we never had hoverboards in mya day" and "we had to do with wheels on wood", and how a 'certain' website converted me into becoming a life-long member of the virgin club. Yes, it's certainly a story to tell the grandki..............bugger!!
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 1:25, Reply)
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