I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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New balls please...The most pain i have ever experienced in my life was playing tennis with my mates - dan and danny. thats right. I was taking the piss out of dan's serve cause we were all a bit shit - so he goes for an ace but hits me square in the nads. I'm talking bulls-eye flick-o-rama - a bit like that thing rocky punches about a million times in those montages. Picture that but without sly stallone and include a big scrote (if there's a difference). Cue me rolling around on the floor thinking i was gonna pass out.
(, Tue 18 Jul 2006, 12:17, closed)
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