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My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.

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Er Indoors got her mimsy pierced (CHP) on the basis that i promised to clean the loos at home
the reality is this, despite what we had read IT REALLY FUCKING KNACKED and 4 months on, she still cleans the loos but has a very sparkly foo foo.
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It's a bit embarassing when you get your nose-ring caught in her CHP...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 15:52, closed)
WOW THIS IS ALL SO 'ALTERNATIVE'

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And your unwashed dreads stuck up her arse crack

(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 16:28, closed)
There's nothing alternative about it
I just look like a regular bloke ambling about in jeans t shirt and neat short hair. My wife is a yummy mummy type. Neither of us have any other tats or piercings. So erm, regular looking couple shocker. Oh and I don't drive an accord, I had 4 Honda s2000's one after the other but now have a very sensible M3.

All very dull.
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CHP
California Highway Patrol?
(Barnetboy, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 17:33, closed)
Yes

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So your story is -
you got out of cleaning your toilets because the piercing your wife got in a very sensitive place hurt?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 9 Mar 2013, 21:50, closed)
Well no
From what we had read it seemed it wasn't a particularly painful piercing but it turned out otherwise.

The toilets are a side issue - I just never came good with my end, not deliberately. I just never got round to it.

So the moral is ladies - if your bloke asks you to get your bits pierced and tells you it won't hurt and he'll take over cleaning the loo's. at best he's ill informed and at worst a bloody liar.
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