I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Just out of curiosityare you genuinely trying to insist that these stories are true? Or are you aware that everybody knows they're nonsense and you're just playing along as a sort of internet "thing"?
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Nine years and one story?And it was shit.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 13:42,
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It was shit.It was also true.
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Bully for you!Yawn...
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 14:54,
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So this is just your internet "thing" then?Telling uninteresting lies and then listlessly insisting that they're true? Nice.
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For fucks sake...not another stalker.I'll leave you to debate my internet 'thing'.
Ignores.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 16:53,
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https://online.met.police.uk/
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