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My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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I don't think so
Nothing of any worth has ever been said in /offtopic
(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:10, 1 reply)
You don't actually need to be so massively defensive all the time.
I don't think anybody really hates you. It's just gentle derision.
(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:27, closed)
It's not so much that I'm defensive
It's more that Monty's such an easy target it's not even funny, I mean, what am I supposed to glean from entering into a dialogue with a vaguely racist fuckwit whose highest achievement in life is getting a crack whore to spread her legs for him? The dude's already at the bottom of the barrel, what does he need me to tell him he's worthless for?

As for Shambo, well, he just bores the shit out of me. I don't think you could pay me to read his posts.
(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:18, closed)
Who is paying you to log in and out and then pretend that you're not logging in and out?
Or are you doing that for free?
(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 21:28, closed)
Oh Shambo
Get over yourself, love. You were funny for like, a week, but now you're just tedious.

Why am I explaining this to your sockpuppet? Away with you.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:14, closed)
That's clever.
How did you reply to this sockpuppet when it's got you on ignore and you're supposedly not logging in and out?
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:30, closed)
ah HA!
It's like the balloon-hatted robo-grot magnate is something of a massive fucking liar - I'm starting to wonder if he even knows the cast of the never-entertaining crackrape showcase 'Red Dwarf' at all, now!!! I don't know *what* to believe any more :o(
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 14:09, closed)
Gosh you really aren't upset with me AT ALL are you?
You certainly would never be so upset as to create a 'Monty's Ex' sockpuppet. No sir, not you - you can't even be arsed to log in and out to read my posts - you just happen to correctly guess their content. Repeatedly. And those of the good Doctor here. Quite an ability. You should cash in on that in the same way you RAKE IT IN on the back of emotionally damaged grubby hags with badly-dyed hair and the spotty-faced wank-dreams of Games Workshop weirdos. You'd be a DOUBLE millionaire.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:30, closed)
He's clearly not bothered.
He's posted more words in this thread than he has on any actual qftw answer for the last six months but it's only because he's not bothered. Not. Bothered.
(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 8:33, closed)
I can see he's not bothered in the least. Not a shred of bother on display here.

(, Tue 12 Mar 2013, 9:33, closed)

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