My Brother
had his school photo coming up the next day. He had long, wispy sideburns which in 1993 were almost as bad as owning a pair of hi-tec trainers (the ones with the fluorescent green trim in particular - which I secretly owned but refused to wear).

He was 3 years younger than me and he still is, this made convincing him I was right quite easy.

He must've been about 13 i guess, I told him that he could not go to school with those sideburns or the images will be there to haunt him for years to come. He agreed and let me shave his sidneys clean off. Of course, I was no hairdresser so i *accidentally* shaved a little bit too high up his head to give him those 'officer dewie' simpleton sideburns. I nearly pissed myself laughing but he wasn't to pleased and cried to dad.

I got an almighty smack and grounding off my old man but it was worth it to see him have his head shaved completely bald by dad, just in time for school photo!
( Terry Nutkins, Thu 25 Aug 2005, 9:48, Reply)