Take my Mother-in-law...There's a reason there are so many bad jokes about mothers-in-law. You don't choose them, they just come along as emotional baggage with your object of affection. I'm lucky, my m-i-l is lovely*, but don't let that put you off telling us how mad your in-laws really are.
*No, really
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chthonic, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:48)
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Mine needs a captive bolt to the head.Mine just keeps telling me thousands of pointless crappy little stories that make me want to bash her head in.
Last week she told me about her trip to the garage across the road to get bread, in which she managed to use the phrase "She said, she'd said, she said". It took well over 30 minutes of this drivel before I could escape to the pub.
She too is supposed to be watching her weight and it on a 1001 pills to keep her alive. However whenever I'm around i have to make sure I bring stuff to cook as she lives off chinese take aways (And we're not talking boiled rice here). The only edible foodstuffs in her cupboards are salt, vinegar, tommyK and mayo. Oh and maybe half a pint of out of date milk in the fridge.
(, Sat 10 Sep 2005, 2:43, Reply)
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