Take my Mother-in-law...There's a reason there are so many bad jokes about mothers-in-law. You don't choose them, they just come along as emotional baggage with your object of affection. I'm lucky, my m-i-l is lovely*, but don't let that put you off telling us how mad your in-laws really are.
*No, really
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chthonic, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:48)
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Pete Tong's Mother-In-LawThe title isn't a joke, my brother's MIL that I mentioned in my earlier post (just down there, looka!) has a vague and tenuous relationship to Pete Tong of DJing and rhyming slang fame (see end for the confusing explaination). She told me the following story.
Mr. Tong's three year old son, on hearing the doorbell, raced to the window to see who it was. Upon seeing that it was his father's MIL decided to inform him of this with the following charming phrase delivered in the broadest cock-er-ney accent a three year old boy can manage.
"Fuckin' 'ell it's Grandma!!!"
Terrifyingly true story.
For those not drunk the link is this: (concentrate now) my brother's mother-in-law's son is married to the sister of Pete Tong's wife. Easy, see?
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Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Sat 10 Sep 2005, 9:32,
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