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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Yay
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Actually, this reminds me of a QOTW entry (oo-er).

Explaining to a client that everything would be cool for his conference the next day, we are all pros, everything was under control, etc., I told him the lampy could do all his lighting states from his laptop, no sweat.

"Just tell him what you want, and he'll do it in Sausage Jockey"

I meant, of course, to say "Light Jockey".

Luckily, he was a down to earth client who had heard us ranting all day, that was the least dodgy thing he would have heard.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 20:29, Reply)

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