Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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*BIG click*...and extra points for the following:
*got mashed up
*walking was still a bit of a problem
*I was getting there
*I was so pumped full
*reaching UP
*PULLING the real ale WAS A CHORE
*pushed me into going down
*desperate for
*a long round
*have you had any
*sniggers with unCUNTrollable belly-wobbles*
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 22:11,
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