Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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MelMel is from South Africa
every Monday She recounts her antics of the weekend in full gory detail.
One Monday she walked in said "hi" and then said "My friend Ben thinks he's going to lose his finger"
I tried to keep a straight face, honest I did.
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Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:16,
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^^This.Are you sure you didn't type mean to type "penis" rather than "finger"? Or was that a play on "gory"?
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 18:43,
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