Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Polish MisunderstandingMany years ago I used to work in a hospital laboratory as a technician, we had links with hospitals in Eastern Europe specifically with Poland, so we used to get a supply of female young newly qualified techs who used to spend anything up to year improving their english and learning up to date lab practises.
Well one of my young charges developed a bit of a crush on a junior doctor I walked into our common room as she was discussing this some other colleagues (her grasp of english was good but slang and colloquial english just seemed to evade her) she was trying to say how this doctor affected her emotional state, all I heard was "he makes me go all you know" she was trying to say weak at the knees, old bigmouth trying to be helpful chips in with "I know exactly what you mean he makes you go wet between the legs".
The silence that ensued was tangible there were at least 30 women there and they were not amused I couldn't find a hole small enough to crawl into, nobody spoke to me for at least a week apart from my little Polish friend.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:22, Reply)
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