Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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What was the conference about?"I'm at a conference today. The chief executive of the Public Health authority has just started her presentation by apologising to delegates for not standing as she fell off her bike last week and has a big gash at the top of her leg".
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*click*This did make me laugh at loud.
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Welcome to b3ta!Nice first post!
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Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:57,
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That is very amusinga brilliant first time post.
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althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:01,
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welcome to B3ta,grab yourself a click and a beer, and dive right in
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willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:08,
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Yeah, butmind the goats! They're already taken....
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Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:11,
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It's ok, I'll let him or her have a hoof.(
Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:25,
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Ever the generous gent Bert!*Looks at watch again*
*Sighs*
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Davros' Granddad is unflappable, unlike his coat., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:36,
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