Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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Musical InstrumentIn a school outing to an Indian music festival thing I asked the girl next to me "can you hold my bols for a minute while i go to the bog?"
Bols are tiny symbol things.
Bog aka toilet.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:39, closed)
I thinkhe means "cymbal", as in the little brass things that Indian dancers strap to their fingers.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 4:54, closed)
...I think that jokes are always much funnier after they've been explained to molecular standards of detail.
God, I'm in a snappy mood today.
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:11,
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