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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Rings...
The extremely camp deputy head at my alma mater did not cope well with the school changing from a boys grammar school to a co-ed comp, but it did facilitate this assembly announcement:

'Ear rings are not permitted, but finger rings are'.

Collapse of the entire upper year groups.

Oh yes, and 'pop'.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:03, Reply)

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