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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Yey, literally happened 5 minutes ago
Walking through fixing a customer's email issue with the customer on the other end of the phone.

She says "Sorry I'm typing so loud, my son's made the keyboard all sticky."
"Oh....errrmm..."
She then panic-shouts "Oh god no, he's only 6!!!"

...and we proceed to laugh throughout the entire call. Excellent, start 'em early.
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 10:26, Reply)

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