Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Discussing the class slapper : "Well, I'm not trying to be rude, but the ferret could fit in a tighter hole."
"As useless as the Pope's cock"
And my personal favourite : "A face like a prolapsed arse."
The only downfall to the latter is that most people don't seem to know what one of those looks like. Still, it's always fun when they finally twig.
( , Sun 7 Oct 2007, 14:50, Reply)
Discussing the class slapper : "Well, I'm not trying to be rude, but the ferret could fit in a tighter hole."
"As useless as the Pope's cock"
And my personal favourite : "A face like a prolapsed arse."
The only downfall to the latter is that most people don't seem to know what one of those looks like. Still, it's always fun when they finally twig.
( , Sun 7 Oct 2007, 14:50, Reply)
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