Intense FriendshipsThe other night a friend confessed to a really intense friendship when he was young. Nothing sexual or anything, but it did extend to always going to the toilet together. As he put it, "we shared our poos."
Think back to the innocence of blood brothers and being friends forever and tell us the stories of loyalty, commitment and how it all went horribly wrong. You've seen Heavenly Creatures...
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chthonic, Fri 28 Jul 2006, 10:21)
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Sex ObjectI once knew a woman who persisted on asking me for sex each day. Every morning, brunch time, afternoon, evening and night I'd get a phone call, "Will you come round and shag my brains out Lt Columbo?".
Eventually it all got too much for me, and one day I just snapped and told her outright, "No Mam I won't have sex with you, one you're an ugly old bitch and two I'm too frightened one of your boobs might drop off".
PS I would have really, if only she had all her own teeth.
(, Tue 1 Aug 2006, 23:51, Reply)
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