Comment weirdness
I sometimes write a column for Huffington Post Comedy, and sometimes people even leave comments. Most of these are lovely, but every now and then I get one that's so left-field, I just have to cut-out-and-keep on the off chance I can recycle it as a call-out quote to go on the back of that bestseller I've got planned.

So, when I wrote a tongue-in-cheek thing about Britain's worst town (It's Basildon, by the way. Or probably Aldershot), I get this:

Scathing snobbery and classism bubbling under the surface of a barely veiled hatred for the working class. A classic of post-election Cameronian journalism.

They know me SO well.

I get others from people with that sense of superiority that has appeared since they stopped doing the written exam for internet access:

On my calling out homeopathy for the quackery that it is: "You are merely a comedian, while I have three degrees"

On using my tongue purdier than a ten-dime whore: "A turd-in-progress sucked up into your own prolixity."

On not being funny: "Thats not funny. This website isnt funny. Your all fucktards."

Three sentences, three grammatical errors. Yes, I am a classist snob.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 12:13, 10 replies)

I heard you get your suits from Savile Row.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:05, closed)

Your posts all seem to be
about yourself.

Middle class or not, there's quite an ego going on there.
(username failed moderation, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 13:47, closed)

Fuck yeah
It's all me
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 19:02, closed)

Perhaps the first meant to say,
"I have The Three Degrees" and it was a ransom demand for the release of one of the finest soul girl groups of our time, you heartless bastard!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 22 Nov 2012, 15:38, closed)