In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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Well...I got abducted from my home world at the age of four and replaced with a clone, then I underwent rigerous training and cyborg augmentations until the day some nasty alien religious fanatics decided to try and exterminate the human race! So of course after being fitted with the latest combat armour (and a starship AI no less!) I managed to crash on a strange ancient alien artifact in deep space! Imagine my surprise when I found it was a weapon! Well- after sorting that nasty mess out I took a nice trip to my home town of New Mombasa- only to find that was full of bloody aliens too! I ended up on another one of those space ring things, and then some giant plant sent me to look for something called the ark- quite an adventure I can tell you!
Love Master Chief Spartan-117 xx
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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 23:07,
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