Marines have fun
My brothers in the marines, and he often regales me with tales of punishment.

One particular story was when he and his troop/squadron/unit thing consisting of around 80 guys all had to do a gym workout. This is fairly common during training, and all you need to do is turn up with your kit in you kit bag for a head count, then they go and get changed.

However, one guy had been sippin back the contraband the night before and mixed his laundry up with his gym kit, and only realised his problem as he was gettin changed. In his bag, he was carryin a white bedsheet and a kingsize mars bar.

Now I reckon this is what makes being a drill sargeant, because he made the poor bastard dress up in the sheet, i presume toga style, and whilst he was doing the 50 push up punishment, he pulled up the sheet and placed the 7" of delicious dairy milk, nougat and caramel in his ass crack.

Naturally, after a few minutes more of pushups, this chocolate log (fuck you, its a good pun) started to melt, so the sargeant tells the guy to go to the first obstacle, climbing the rope. He had to keep the bar in his crack though, so with one hand on the rope and another up his ass he began to climb, and apparently made it a good 20ft up the rope until a high ranking officer walked in, unaware of the situation, noticing the guy at the top of the rope, and shouting "Boy, why have you shit yourself? You're not even at the fucking top yet!"

And as the guy began to explain himself, the chocolate falls out of his ass (now very melted and mushed up) and hit the floor beneath him. To which the high ranking officer turned and threw up the canteen's soup of the day on a fellow recruit, who was at the time doing sit-ups.



Life in the Military eh? Its not all fun and buggery.
(join my cult, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 10:43, Reply)