Telephones & ghosts
Phones give me the fear like nothing else. I never answer my home phone as I have no idea who will be on the other end and therefore i won't know what to say. Sometimes I don't answer my mobile even if the display shows its someone I know. Weird I know.

Also when I go to bed I have to get all of me bar my head under the duvet as if I don't the ghosts will see me and kill me. As will the man with the machete outside of my window.

Last one - I also suffer from the toilet thing. If i'm home alone then I have to run after flushing as..well I don't know. its scary. I was once told that spiders live under toilet seats my neighbour who'd been on holiday to Africa and that shit me up no end. Maybe a link..
(Cock Badger of Conkersausage, Wed 28 Jan 2004, 15:09, Reply)