KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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The adventures of gonorrheoa boyA while ago, I went to a friend of mine's birthday party. Now my friend throws brilliant parties because he lives on a farm, so of course there are fields and barns and all sorts. Anyway, at this party, I met this guy. We immediately hit it off, and he was very nice and rather good looking. However, as the night wore on, he got drunker and drunker, and his kissing got worse and worse until he wandered out to a random field and he tried repeatedly to take my pants off. Luckily, I was sober and wasn't having any off it, and told him where to go, which he took quite badly.
I steered well clear of him for the rest of the night, and had a marvellous time. A few weeks later, I saw the guy who's birthday it had been. Turns out, that this guy was so annoyed and evidently desperate, that because I refused to have drunken sex with him, he found a lovely girl who was of the tender young age of 14 and had already had drunken sex with 5 different guys -that night- and had drunken sex with her instead......
And caught gonorrhoea off her.
Length? I have no idea, ask her....
(, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 20:46, Reply)
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