KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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The Karma LawI might be wrong on this - as i have just made it up.......
Karma is an average and works a somewhere between a card counter at poker and a tesco clubcard
For example
Helping old lady = 1 point
Saving a child from a burning building = 5 points
supergluing your friends feet together while they are asleep = -3 points.
just like a tesco clubcard - karma will randomly mail you some vouchers which are for immediate use.
Say at the time of the Karma mailout you have 8 points - you will get a gift from the 8 point gift page (promotion, small dream come true, anal from the wife).
If you have say -12 points you get a karma suprise from the bad book of karma gifts (sacked, runover, get anal from a hairy rapist)
Now im not saying im right, but, I think i must be close.
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KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO Signed the sex offenders register on, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 21:52,
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