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Sue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."

Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?

Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Go on then.. twist my arm
Can anyone come up with a word for this variation?

7 years ago, the current Mrs CS and I were on holiday on Menorca, with my nipper. We were larking about by a pool, and due to go out later for meal.

"Oi you two" she said, "Be careful out there, don't run" and promptly slipped on some steps(whilst holding a glass) and broke her arm.

2 years ago, the ex Mrs CS, same nipper and a mate were on holiday in Spain near Barcelona (I wasn't there).
"Oi you two" she said, "Be careful out there, don't run" and promptly slipped on a tiled floor and broke her arm.

I don't know if this 'nagging karma' coming home to roost, but it's a bit unnerving.

In an attempt to cheat fate I did and do all manner of fool hardy gung ho things. Granted I did break my collar bone rolling down a hill, but hey, at least I wasn't telling someone off at the time.
(Countryslicker, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:45, 7 replies)
Let me get this straight...
...you went on holiday with your current wife seven years ago and your ex-wife two years ago?
(Troutbiscuits, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:47, closed)
2 years before maybe?
As in 9 years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:16, closed)
I would define that
As two similar Ironic Accidents.
(stubbledchin, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:21, closed)
Read it again
but this time read the very important few words (I wasn't there).

Will change your whole understanding of the story and clear up any confusion you have...
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:11, closed)
Simple
Kar ma vu!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:12, closed)
2 women you went on holiday with have came back with broken arms?
"Slipped over" wink wink, nudge nudge.

Any black eyes from "walking into doors"? If you catch my meaning.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:27, closed)
you should go around saying
"careful you guys...you'll end up being fellated by Swedish backpackers."
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:46, closed)

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