KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Chav justiceDriving home from work one day, I looked in my rear view mirror to see a moped riding, trackie wearing chav inches away from the back of my car. Although it's not going to hurt me if I brake suddenly, I don't fancy his ugly mug going through my rear window. So I brake a few times to show him the red lights, see if he'll back off. He seems to take this as a challenge, however, and tries to get even closer.
So I try the other option, drop down to third, and take off down the road, only doing 40, but just trying to put a bit of space between us. Drop down to second for the mini-roundabout and turn right.
Look in my rearview as I'm heading off in this new direction and the chav, still following me, takes the roundabout too fast, clips a kerb and rides straight into a bollard, and it being one of the new plastic affairs, bounces off onto his arse, moped scraping along the road. Was the most I could do to avoid crashing into oncoming traffic I laughed so much watching his dwindling form gingerly pick itself up off the road. From the looks of it, he only ended up with a bruised ego and a few scratches on his bike, but fuck me it was funny.
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:11,
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Hehe!Not that he was riding dangerously but I watched a chav fall off his bicycle once. I laughed like a loon.
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girlinthehole, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:27,
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I have always wondered what I would do in that situation.In 14 years of driving, I have been tailgaited/cut up/overtaken stupidly far more times that I can remember, and I quite often say "Oh do fuck off and crash"...if they did I wonder if I would stop and help or just cruise by laughing (if they were not hurt).
I'm such a sucker I bet I would stop and offer assistance.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:31,
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A mate of minewas being tailgated, so he stopped at the next junction, got out, opened the boot, walked back to the car that was following him, and asked the driver "do you want to fucking get in then?"
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