KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Pretty PoppiesOK folks, confession time. I'm not a nice person, in fact as hinted in last weeks QOTW (Front page first time - not with the hint story admittedly! Woo! Yay!), I'm a drug dealer. Not small time - I've been shipping major loads of smack into the UK for the last few years.
As you might imagine, the various things going on in Afghanistan has caused me major problems with my supply chain. If they're not having religious moments and burning the crop, they're joining in with the Septics and, well, burning the crop.
So, I've had to be sneaky, and arrange a dedicated supply. I went over a few months back, made some arrangements, and so now I have my very own...
"...in 'Stan far-mer"
I thang kew.
Oh come on - it's Wednesday, it's practically been renamed Puns-day.
(Oh, alright, I have no karma stories - I'm slightly nice to people, the universe is slightly nice to me)
Length - between 2 and 5 feet tall apparently.
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Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:41,
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