Cars+speed+police=Karma
Well known police speed check haunt near my house driving along observing the speed limit (30mph since you ask) am starting to get irritated by hair gelled large spectacle wearing toss face in his (new style)Mini Cooper three inches from bumper but not compelled to either a) speed up or b) brake test him because c) I drive a much faster and more powerful car than him (RS4 for any of you anoraks out there and possibly the sort of tosser that icklemonkey parks next to!) and therefore do not feel the need to prove it to anyone and d) I am familiar with aforementioned speed check likelihood. Guess what folks, yup, overtaken, watch as tit accelerates up to 50-60mph vanishes. Come round corner as he is being pulled over by Mr Bobby and his shiny blue light. Window down, grin, wave and encourage kids in back of car to do same. Maybe I am just a bad parent!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 18:47, 3 replies)

Great parenting skills!!!!
I am very impressed!
(icklemonkey, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 20:41, closed)

Maybe I am just a bad parent!
no, indeed, you are the very parenting type of parent this downward spirally cuntry (spelt correctly) needs. just like myself and 2nd mrs blaireau intend to raise wee monkey-chops blaireau progeny.
the older i get the less liberal but more morally sound i get!!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:46, closed)

I echo the comments
made thus far, and I would simply add that the rs4 is clearly the wet dream of parents everywhere -- big enough for the kids, safe enough and smart enough to keep the better half compliant, and still really rather fast. Marvellous. If only they weren't so expensive to insure....
(Exiled Youth [witty comment], Thu 28 Feb 2008, 7:42, closed)