My sister
She never had a way with words.
When she was a little kid one of my mum's friends popped over for some reason. Door bell rings and my sister goes tottering off to answer it. We then hear high pitched girlish screaming as she comes blasting back through the living room door.
The look on her red chubby face was of complete terror as she screamed and pointed in the general direction of the door 'A BLACK MAN.. MUM.. THERE IS A BLAAAAAACK MAN'.

Took my mum ages to calm her down and assure her that no, he wasn't there to do whatever bad things she thought a black man would do to a six year old girl. My sister just wouldn't let my mum let him in the house.

She tended to embaress my mum alot. On holiday once we were walking back to the hotel. Her clinging on to my dads hand when an incredibly fat woman wobbled out of a doorway infront of us. Cue hysterical finger pointing and doubling up fits of laughter. My sister was rolling round on the floor shouting 'But look.. she is so wobbly..hahahaha'

She also went through a stage of telling my dad what a big condom he was.

Oh that reminds me when we got a bit older my parents thought it was time for the birds and the bees talk. My sister was in earshot for most of the conversation, i was painfully embaressed but also quite switched on about what my parents wanted to hear. They asked 'When do you think you should wait to have sex with someone?' I cleverly replied..'when your in love with someone'.

My sister then piped up with 'Just when it gets dark'.
( Threnody - Is a filthy, filthy bibliophile & you love it, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:27, Reply)