Why I was late"On the way to the station, I got hit by a bat, it almost took my head clean off. Then the machine would not accept my ticket and the guy at the gate didn't think I looked like the photo on my travel card. So I had to go home and get my passport.
Then the train was 45 minutes late to the station because of the dangerous badger threat at Carpenters Park.
When I was on the train it took and hour and a half to get past the biscuit factory because the driver was really fat.
Then there was a delay stopping at the station because the train in front had heard we were coming and decided to play a practical joke with a rubber shoe on the track.
That is why I couldn't get here on time today."
What's your best excuse?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Jun 2007, 10:36)
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Late...? Late? LATE??!!? FUCKING LATE?!!We were all going to go to Leeds for a weekend piss-up, and were stood in the car park waiting for a couple of people, when one of my mates who was driving got the idiotic idea in his head to drive back home to pick up some scissors... so he can cut his fingernails. I'm not even fucking joking. We all almost strangled him before making him decide against the idea.
(, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:04, Reply)
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