I have a good friend
(lets call him Cam) and it is extremely difficult to tell when he's being serious or just taking the piss. We have a habit of seeing what things we can tell people which are sometimes just stupid then laughing about it later on.

Some of my favorites from him are:

- Cattle grids were originally invented to stop gypsies from stealing cattle. They didn't know what they were so the gypsies would just run into them and break their legs.

- The government is starting to send dried water to 3rd world countries. All they have to do now to get water is open these packets, and add water.

- He's managed to convince a ridiculous number of people that a friend of ours is in fact gay and is addicted to eating fudge. If he doesn't get his fudge on an hourly basis he'll hurt people. (This person is now known as Fudge)

- Bread wasn't introduced to France until the Second World War.

- He told everyone someone in our group had won the lottery, that's why he wasn't at school. (He in fact got kicked out for his lack of attendance)

- More recently he told a very self conscious member of our circle of friends he had yellow skin round his eyes. He then ran around asking everyone if he had yellow skin round his eyes. He was convinced people were lying when they said "no".

They just keep coming.
(MutantSixtyFour isn't doing his work on, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 10:43, Reply)