Pathological LiarsFriz writes, "I recently busted my mate who claimed to have 'supported the Kaiser Chiefs in 2001' by gently mentioning that they weren't even called that back then."
Some people seem to lead complete fantasy lives with lies stacked on lies stacked on more lies. Tell us about the ones you've met.
BTW, if any of you want to admit to making up all your QOTW stories, now would be a good time to do it.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:17)
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Morning WoodReminds me of when I was working as a chalet host in a ski resort. One week I had some dutch guests, all in their 60s. They brought their own tea bags with them coz they liked a brew before breakfast and hitting the slopes. Said tea was called Morning Glory...
Caused stifled laughs when I saw it. Naturally they asked what I thought was funny. I was a bit ashamed (they were all really old and polite and all the rest) but I explained.
One of the old men looks me in the eye and I'm just thinking 'shit, they're going to make a complaint'
then with the most deadpan delivery ever just says: "In Holland we call it Big Fat Morning Cock".
I nearly cried when they left. Rock on old dutch guys! :)
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