It's ME!

I’m the banker from Deal or No Deal…

I was the original ‘Charlie’ in Charlie’s Angels

I was Dr Claw in Inspector Gadget (cartoon version)

And I played Maris in Frasier…and ‘er indoors in Minder…

But Anyhoo…If you think I’m a liar, what about Diana Ross?

I’m pretty sure she had me in mind all those years ago when she sang:

“There ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from you…”

So where the fuck is she? It's been fucking ages! Not that I particularly want to see her or anything (she doesn’t exactly ‘pump my nads’ and she’s about 230 years old) but still…I bet she’s at the bleeding ‘big-hairdressers? Mountains and rivers my shiny arse!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 16:38, 13 replies)

I was the grassy knowl
But, I can genuinly do the voice for the Claw in Inspector Gadget, plus I can do the Skeletor voice too and a real lame Scooby Doo laugh :D( and I made a cool recorded message on me missus's mobile so that whenever someone rang her she'd have "BEHOLD THE EVIL THAT IS SKELETOR!!!!" blasting out of her phone).
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 16:42, closed)

Jeccy
You've gotta go on Legless' audio recorder site and do your impressions...

We need to hear them!


And btw, I always suspected you were the grassy knowle...you left too many clues.

If you take the first letters from the 10 buildings surrounding the Texas School Depository building, and add some letters, then take some away, it spells J-E-C-C-Y-D-I-D-I-T.

Obvious really...I did used to work for the FBI...or was it the CIA...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 16:46, closed)

^^LINK!!!!!
I have a microphone in the house and can do with a laff :D

EDIT; Cheers, sent to house :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 16:57, closed)

Here you go Jeccy...
www.daftdoggy.com/recorder/record.php
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:02, closed)

.
Diana Ross's inability to get to you despite claims of indefatigability are nothing - I notice she doesn't claim that she's going to get to you, just that nothing could stop her. All mouth and no trouser, that one. Lisa Stansfield on the other hand, she popped up on my radio the other day and she's still can't find her baby. Unlike Ross, she's been all around the world in her search, apparently. Bloody irresponsible parenting if you ask me, but hey, at least she's trying.
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:20, closed)

That Debbie Harry is another one
She reckoned that

One way
or another
she was going to get me
gonna get me get me get me get me

She'd best hurry up, I've got a bus to catch.
(tinypod will never learn. Ever., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:23, closed)

^^Lisa Stansfield...
...not related to the McCanns by any chance?
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:33, closed)

Pffft.
Melissa Etheridge told me repeatedly "I Want You" through my headphones, and you can see how that worked out...

Seriously, every time I find a female musician that I really like, one whose work is interesting and who has a nicely gritty edge to her and sings songs that I can relate to, she turns out to be a lesbian. Another example would be Patricia Barber or Erin McKeown, and it wouldn't surprise me at all to hear that PJ Harvey doesn't like guys either...

Ah well, at least I still have k. d. lang...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 20:02, closed)

k d lang!
drools
I'm a Kinsey 0.1, but I'd do her in a minute. I don't know what it is about her, but yarr!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:49, closed)

@ TRL...

Now you've got me worried.

I don't know if they've filtered their way to the U S of A yet but there are a couple of laydees called K T Tunstall and Amy Macdonald that I currently think are fucking brilliant, and could confidently think naughty thoughts regarding them (as talented musicians obv)

But now you've said that...and I look at them again...I'm not so sure....hmmm

well I suppose I could be the meat in their 'bi-sandwich'
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:38, closed)

At least
Lisa Stansfield says it's her baby she's looking for. Not like bloody Bono - he still can't find what he's looking for and he isn't letting us know what it is. And because the streets seem to have no names where he is, navigation must be difficult.

[gets coat]
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 8:40, closed)

Elvis Costello...
... keeps telling me that he wants me. How does he know?


*shudders*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:47, closed)

what bono is looking for
is some talent, and an ego reduction

I suspect that he will find them under the edge's hat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:47, closed)