Tall tales
I think in every circle of friends there is always that one guy/girl that bends the truth or tells out right lies. Ours is a guy called Steve. We all did very different subjects at college all those years ago. Steve’s choice was business studies. Ive never been able to work out exactly what it is that he did but he assured us it was complex. Stemming from his “deep” knowledge of business, the runnings of and managing he told us how he had been asked to manage a new nightclub in London. The description of which sounded very like the Electric Ballroom in Camden which is just down the road from me. He had a flat above the club, the works.

This was back in the day when Limp Bizkit were considered good and everyone was listening to them. Even I have to confess to owning a CD. Anyway, who did our dear Steve say was going to be the opening band? That’s right, Limp Bizkit. Apparently he had personal conversations with Fred Durst over the phone, sorting out the details. This was all at the grand age of 17.

Something told me that might have been a bit of a fabrication.

Its not the only outright lie he told us. I still don’t know why he did it to be honest. Meh.

Length? Well it had a huge dancefloor..
(Grove is the collector of WOO and hoarder of YAY, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:32, Reply)