not sure if this counts
But my old mum was a Bizarre liar...

She told my sister she'd made my dad colour blind by throwing a crayon at him when she was a baby...

She told us (me and my lil sis) that our brothers were half brothers, as one looked like her (sis) the other looked like me...as you can imagine, when our dad found out that we referred to our bro's as our half bro's, he went pretty mental!

I believed her til I was about 12 that sausages were made out of baby birds...I still have issues with 'meat' (not such a bad thing really!)

and terrorised my lil sis with some pig trotters by making them 'dance' along the kitchen table whilst being clutched in her hands, (making fake piggie voices) "la la la la la...I'm a piggie foot and I'm doing a little dance...look at my tendons they still work! Trot trot trot! Trot trot trot! (sings horribly out of tune) la la la la la!!! see the little piggie feet dance along....oooh! It wants to dance up your arm!!!!
And then going mental when we refused to eat...

(same situation with jelly, when she used to sit there in front of us, saying, 'that's made out of boiled cow bones'...and then going into great detail about how they were killed and then ripped apart ((this, from the woman who loved nothing more than filling her face with whitebait (((heads on)))or winkles (mmm...that one's got a nice bit of grit in it yum yum!)

She was a psycho freak and I only come on B3TA so I can post random messages safe in the knowledge they'll be ignored...it's my kind of weird therapy!!

HOWEVER! I am very proud of the fact that I convinced my eldest son's dad (when I was a baby of 16) that flying carpets did exist (he'd not heard of them before) and that I could get us one.

Not a pathological liar (me) just mischevious!!
( curvylittlegoth heard the voices in your head on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:07, 3 replies)

uh
Words fail me.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:01, closed)

HOWEVER! I am very proud of the fact that I convinced my eldest son's dad
Surely, your eldest sons dad... is you??
(scowners shagged his mum on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:41, closed)

I think you'll find
she's his mum.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 10:50, closed)