Billy Bullshit
We have a mate who is a pathological bullshitter who lives in his own little world. He has been obsessed with a girl in our group for ten years who really, really doesn't fancy him yet he is convinced she does. He even went so far as to say that, whilst sharing a floor with others on two consequetive new year's mornings after crashing out the night before, she has deliberately treated him to a show of her strumming the furry banjo. I have yet to tell her he said this...
He also says he is a real lothario and always pulls when he is not out with us. We find this hard to believe as he is short, fat, has the sort of lack of facial hair that you would associate with a hormone defficiency and his nickname in the town(which he is unaware of) is Huxley (after the pig). One night I decided to put his keen eye for the ladies to the test and relied on him to point out any girls who were ineterested in me so I could chat them up. Cue me making an arse of myself at least 5 times with women who would rather stick pins in their legs than talk to me. One of them even burned me with her cigarette!
He really is deranged.
Length? Can't be very long as he always goes in the trap in the gents
(give it six weeks and it might clear up would like to butter your muffin, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:42, 1 reply)

Strumming
Maybe she did but didn't know he was watching.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 9:56, closed)