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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Why not just
say to him: "Look, I saw that ciggie pack under the car seat, so I appreciate that you care enough about my feelings to give up smoking when you are with me - which is a fairly big chunk of time - and that you must have cut down drastically. I understand your work is probably fairly stressful at times and I tend to agree that the odd ciggie may help you deal with the stress and is, possibly less harmful than dealing with it by getting drunk every night. So, thank you darling, I'm not going to have a go at you or get into a strop, in fact, if you want to go into the garden for a quiet fag of an evening, then I won't mind, so long as you brush your teeth before you come to bed. Darling."

I think that might be a good compromise, don't you?
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:46, 1 reply)
And while you are saying it, cry and stick your bottom lip out.
Make the cunt feel really guilty.
(, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 10:52, closed)
And then suck his penis.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 8:39, closed)

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