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When you lie you often have to keep lying. Share your pain. When I was 15 I pretended to be 16 to help get a summer job. Then had to spend a summer with this nice shopkeeper asking me everyday if I was excited about getting my GCSE results. I felt like an utter shit. Thanks to MerseyMal for the suggestion.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:57)
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Burnt offering
I was in a well known high street bakers (on more formal terms you might call them Gregory's) earlier today and they were selling slightly charred pasrty parcels filled with what passes for meat these days.

"What's the deal?" I enquired?

"Oh" said the counter assistant "nothing much, just some pies that have gone on too long"
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:20, 1 reply)
On another week this might call for an LTI
But then the internet would be empty
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 14:27, closed)

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