Lies Your Parents Told YouI once overheard a neighbour use the phrase "nig nog". I asked my father what it meant. As quick as a flash he said, "It's a type of biscuit. A bit like a hobnob." Can you beat this? BTW: We're keeping this thread open for an extra week as we're enjoying the stories so much.
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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:29)
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Ummm...Well, this isn't a lie that my parents told me, but me and my mate told our little sisters that we had brought them a glass of apple juice. They BOTH drunk it, at which point we revealed that it was, in fact, our urine. Hahahahah!!! They were only about 4 years old an' all!!! But I was 7 at the time, not, 20, how evil do you think I am, you bastards???!!!
(, Mon 19 Jan 2004, 12:51, Reply)
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