Sandettie reminds me of how we settle arguments Chez Quar.
If one of us thinks the other in danger of winning, we just grab the nearest object and taser the other with it. End of discussion.

TV doofers, phones, torches, computer mice, bars of chocolate, rolled-up socks - they are all valid tasers.
If we're out he will sometimes mutter 'dzzzz' under his breath to suggest the taser. If I laugh, he's won - no need even for an argument first.

I can hear him now. DZZZZZZZZZZZ.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 23:20, 7 replies)

winzzzzzzzz
lots of winzzzzz!!!!!!!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:32, closed)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I saw what you did there.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 10:04, closed)

Have you ever tried to counter with a "Don't tase me bro!" for that? I think if you get it out before getting tased, the argument should continue.
( Ithyphallophobia, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 0:34, closed)

I'll try that.
I was messing around in the bathroom yesterday when he came home.

Him: Are you in the bathroom?
Me: Yes
Him: Will you be long?
Me: Are you desperate?
Him: Yes
Me: What's it like to... want? (laughs)
Him: What's it like to be tasered? Hard?
Me:

(opens bathroom door)
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 9:25, closed)

The perfect Valentines gift
You should actually taser him for Valentines.
I'm pretty sure that nothing says I love you more than a good tasering.
( spingers, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 15:33, closed)

Yup
He can take me out for dinner first though.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 8:59, closed)

That is fantactic.
After watching a weekends worth of How i met your mother im going to start up slap bets.
( jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 14 Feb 2011, 0:24, closed)