Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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not local, but sat right next to me as I type...ok, Im gettin really scared now, so by the time you read this Ill probably be stuffed into a flowerpot outside, arse up an soaked in "the best non-alcoholic beer I ever tasted".
Well, I asked if I could use the computer next to him. Now Ive been here for 2 hours and just signed on. Everytime I look away he tells me more about conspiracies and how the British Royal family are direct blood relations to Bush AND Kerry ("theyre cousins, dont you know", who are both raging homosexuals, with raging homosexual wives and adopted children that are alcoholics (this guy is American). Hes so far insulted me on 3 levels and made me a wee bit paranoid about flying and hidden cameras. First he went on about Pagans (he thinks theyre phallic worshippers and Satanists), then about gay people and bisexuals ("thats where porn comes from" "theyre perverts") and the British (theyre conspirators and plan terrorism and wars). Im a British, Pagan bisexual. AND HE STILL KEEPS TALKING! Hes just asked me who Im talking to and how much Im paid and when I didnt answer *tries to look engrossed in monitor and away from scary man* he GRABBED MY ARM AND TURNED ME TO FACE HIM. Now hes telling me how Kubrick was murdered and that Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary.
Weirdo. Apologies for length.
*edit* changed my mind hes lovely (let me have the fast computer)
*second edit* he told me he pees blood. *shudder*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 20:13, Reply)
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