Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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Local nutters..? Bah..This post is probably going to be the most pathetic on here but here goes..
In the height of summer, i had just left my boyfriend at the pub for the evening and decided to make to make my way home alone. This crazy old bat, who wears carrier bags on her feet and a poncho, had been hanging around the local supermarket (of which i have to walk past to get home) trolley park for a few months but have never thought anything of it, until tonight.. I'd just sparked up my last fag for the jourey home and proceeded to throw the empty packet on the floor, when i then heard hysterical screeching from behind me. I turned round only to find this mad old woman come flying at me with one of the shopping trolleys, thinking she was shouting at someone else i turned round and carried walking, only to be shunted with said trolley right in the back of my legs, which hence to say, knocked me flying! But that was not enough for her, oh no.. she proceeded to beat me with my discarded fag packet, shouting and screaming the whole while never, never drop litter..rather embarrassing to say the least, but not as embarrassing as the day after when i walked into the pub with a black eye and my boyfriend had told everyone exactly what had happened.. oh the shame..
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 22:22, Reply)
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