Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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Leeds Multilingual Bus NutterFirst & foremost, I also remeber Purple Achy from his Widnes wandering days, and the day my nan fucked him up with a rolling pin thrown at his noggin.
Anyway, when I was at university in Leeds, this fucker used to get on the bus regular always pretending to be babbling in Spanish or some such shite on a mobile phone which was in fact clearly a Fisher Price walkie talkie.
I was never suspicious of this really until realisation of nuttiness factor 10 dawned on me when overhearing ".....una paloma blanca...." in the midst of one of his psuedo Spanish rants one day.
The spaccy twat.
Fuck the length.
(, Fri 17 Sep 2004, 12:38, Reply)
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