Local NuttersEverywhere in the world has its fair share of deranged people. I grew up in Wolverhampton and remember the Polish tramp who lived in a tent on the roundabout. Legend had it that his coat was stuffed with cash. More recently I notice the guy who spends his day pushing a trolley round Camden Sainsburys shouting, "Best of luck!". Constantly. Tell us about your local nutters. Points for details. Extra points for photos.
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rob, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 11:54)
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even in the countryside there's a nutterthis geezer looks like an apache, he's about 6ft 3 black hair , swarthy, no fingers on his right hand, so easily identified !
he gets a landrover out on test drive and disappears, 6hrs later the dealer gets a call from another dealer several hundred miles away who discribes the guy and says he's trying to sell the landrover, of course the geeezer denies it and reckons someone's impersonating him, he also claims to have smuggled donkeys from cumbria to mexico during the great mexican donkey shortage in the 80's, and reckons he pole vaulted into Sellafield nuclear plant to plant a dummy bomb but the bomb disposal boys couldn't suss it so whilst they had their tea break, as they do ! he vaulted back in and removed the bomb, his opening line in most conversations is "if you want someone terminated see me "
nutter of the highest order but married to a real nice lass
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Dill, Mon 20 Sep 2004, 17:36,
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