I dunno because I'm quite fond of her
and I like spending time with her... I'm a funny dad like that

we sit on the sofa together and eat popcorn and chocs

It's not Nemo every time it's just her favorite. I get to chose the (age appropriate) film sometimes ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:06, 2 replies)

This is creepy.
Nobody likes their children surely.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:07, closed)

Fair enough.
I suppose some dads just aren't equipped to do any actual parenting and have to resort to telly. I'm glad I'm not one of them but I sympathize with your parental incapacity.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 16:55, closed)

So to dump a kid on it's own in front of the TV is good
to watch with a kid is crap parenting

Jesus could you be any more of a sanctimonious cunt?

We do loads of stuff together ...not that I give a flying fuck what you think
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 16:01, closed)

You've watched the film hundreds of times by your own admission.
You've spent hundreds of hours that you could have used to do something constructive sitting on your fat, useless arse. You fat, useless arse.

I may be a sanctimonious cunt, but at least my kids won't grow up remembering me as the fat, useless arse who used to watch shitty kids telly because he was too fat and fucking useless to do anything else. The lazy fat cunt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 18:11, closed)

No'ffence like.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 19:17, closed)

none taken

It's a comedy site after all

and that did make me laugh you massive gaping asshole :P

just tell me it's okay for me and my kid to watch some telly after we have spent the day doing other great father daughter things like eating McDonalds and letting her watch me squander my dole money in the bookies/pub*



* lies
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 10:11, closed)